The Top 5 Shenanigans of the Month....by Braxton
1. Learn to open the car door but don't tell anybody. Wait until you are driving down the highway to fling open the car door. Watch mom freak out!
2. Dig through the junk drawer and find sticker tabs. Stick them on your pajamas. When someone realizes that you are being "a little too quiet" you need to have a good excuse. Suggestion: if saying "I play tape" doesn't work well just try to smile and look cute.
3. Crawl under your crib. Your success will be rewarded by finding a binky no one knew was there. Claim it as your own. Vow to never let it out of your sight!
5. Accidentally rip one of the pages of a beloved book. While your parents are taping it, grab the scissors and pretend the scissors is an alligator.
And finally...rather than playing on the playground, find a lightpost and spin around it. Sing one of your favorite songs (I suggest the "Farmer in the Dell").
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